The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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