he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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