Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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