hell yes lets make some ravioli
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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