You just made me feel so damn special
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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