I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
My balls are so social today.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.