1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Your youporn search history says otherwise.