Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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