it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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