Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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