don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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