You made me cry and you don't even care
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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