how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Randomize
