And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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