So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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