About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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