Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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