Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
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is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
how does that bad decision feel?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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