whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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