I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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