i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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