Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!