anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text