He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
It's shark week go big or go home
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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