I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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