people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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