Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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