sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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