i think i have herpe
just one?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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