all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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