it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
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The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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