I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
where am i from again
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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