I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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