I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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