I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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