Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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