why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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