office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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