All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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