He told me they were just razor bumps!
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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