Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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