I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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