He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Send help, water and tortillas.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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