I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated