Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
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We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on