P.S. I can't hear my feet
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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