Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
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I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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