I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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