was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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