hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
29 People Confess The Worst Example Of Dirty Talk They’ve Ever Heard
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
21 Women Compare Anal and Vaginal Sex
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...