i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.