I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
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Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.