You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.