just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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