legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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