this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
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yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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