Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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